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    Its a Sausage Festival!

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    The event sold out quickly, btw.
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    Hardly a meme but really funny...
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    Pick a dick, classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by custompainter View Post
    OH sorry.........I thought by the title,this was a thread for DBA's coming out party.
    Why are you interested in DBAs sausage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by custompainter View Post
    Well it definately doesnt qualify for the sausage catagory, but its a shoe-in for the lil smokie catagory.
    Ahh so you somehow know another dudes dick size? Or have you spent that much time imagining it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximumPain View Post
    Ahh so you somehow know another dudes dick size? Or have you spent that much time imagining it?
    Wow you have slowly progressed into this fuckin prick person. Disrespecting women and yourself almost daily now.

    No wonder you cant keep a woman. They all leave you for guys like me. Fuckin punk. Fuck you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by custompainter View Post
    Wow you have slowly progressed into this fuckin prick person. Disrespecting women and yourself almost daily now.

    No wonder you cant keep a woman. They all leave you for guys like me. Fuckin punk. Fuck you.
    You're a hypocritical little bitch custom! All you do is come around and insult people or try to lick up on the ladies! I wouldn't want any of the skanks you sleep with anyway I got standards!

    The people pretending to be women (LMAO you think Anne Omonious was a woman! muhahahahaha "lo lo lo la lola. L O L A Lola") I have insulted don't deserve respect and neither do you.

    Oh and you started this shit if you look back to who flung the first insult in this thread.
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    WOW......whatever dude. You used to be a cool guy. Now youre just a cynical punk with no respect for others. Just like youre little bitch-bro DBA. The two of you have made this forum unbearable for most folks. Including me.
    DBA and I have been insulting eachother for a loong time. It is you who stuck his nose in it,and got it chopped off lol.

    I calls it as I sees it. If youre acting like an idiot,im gonna call you one..... Idiot.

    Sometimes we need to step outside ourselves and judge what we have become. Try it.

    Oh and when did you ever see me compliment Anne whatever on being a lady? lol I might have when I was baked.

    But oh well.....sae la vie.....and what the fuck ever.

    I do wish you luck in your future,and you'd be surprised at the women I date. Maybe someday ill get the pleasure of knocking you out for disrespecting them. And the beers are on me.

    Ok heres where you get to stick your head farther up your ass with some friendly witty banter,as you call it.

    You got my email. Ill gladly let you know where you can find me,so I can easily hand you your hat in person,so bring friends and a lunch.

    As far as "licking up" to the ladies........Id rather be wrong than jeopardize my honor as a man. And if a man represents himself as a woman,there must be something beautiful inside him wanting to get out. So I guess I could only be half wrong.

    I meant every word ive ever said to the ladies here, I truly love them all.

    You can reply,but not to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by custompainter View Post
    Wow you have slowly progressed into this fuckin prick person. Disrespecting women and yourself almost daily now.

    I noticed as well but I doubted he would be able to listen to me... Doesn't look like you're gonna be able to reach him either... At least you pointed out.
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    Wow Custom I must have really hurt your feelings accusing you of liking cock like that Id apologize but instead I'll say

    fuck both your sanctimonious asses.... goggle it as Im sure neither of you two actually know what it means.

    Quote Originally Posted by custompainter View Post
    I do wish you luck in your future,and you'd be surprised at the women I date. Maybe someday ill get the pleasure of knocking you out for disrespecting them. And the beers are on me.

    You got my email. Ill gladly let you know where you can find me,so I can easily hand you your hat in person,so bring friends and a lunch.
    Ahh yes the internet tough guy routine LMAO what a fucking idiot for talking about who could beat up who. You seriously have no idea about me at all so how can you possibly know how such a conflict would end up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximumPain View Post

    Ahh yes the internet tough guy routine LMAO what a fucking idiot for talking about who could beat up who. You seriously have no idea about me at all so how can you possibly know how such a conflict would end up?

    Couldn't you be called an internet coward for hiding behind your screen tossing out all this vile putrid knowing that we have no idea about you at all or how any conflicts might end up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anarch View Post
    Couldn't you be called an internet coward for hiding behind your screen tossing out all this vile putrid knowing that we have no idea about you at all or how any conflicts might end up?
    Yo pot the kettle called.... you're black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximumPain View Post
    Yo pot the kettle called.... you're black.
    1. Stop giving other people's opinions so much
    importance,

    You don't say Mr Kettle .....

    Well, you enjoy your exercise in typing .
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