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    I know I'm spoiled and all but you really need to add a sound track to that. Something to grab the attention!
    It played to 1:29 before I even knew it was moving. People learned over 100 years ago that you at least have
    to have a piano playing in the background to make a silent movie really work. And you know maybe you could
    read it out loud...I hate having to read a movie.

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    Happy New Year to you also.


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    Damn Dedanoe have a fucking drink already! its new years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedanoe
    something big and fundamental is about to change in the math of da universe.
    Ok I am getting that, too, though probably not the way you are getting it. But I don't know how to explain it. It's like "climate change" in a way, but not confined to Earth. Almost a paradigm shift, but physical.
    "The Alice-in-Wonderland nature of this pronouncement is not lost on me..."

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    O_o

    You lost me there, bud!
    "The Alice-in-Wonderland nature of this pronouncement is not lost on me..."

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    He wants your Virgina. AKA Vajayjay


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


    I'm such a horrible person sometimes.


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    Ded, Did you go off your meds again?
    "Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made."
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    Dedanoe, we just can't keep up with you! You are too smart for most Earthlings. I know this all makes sense to you, but to us it's coming across as a bunch of random words strung together. So until/unless we can figure this out and understand how it relates to Survival and Armageddon, we'll continue this conversation in Off Topic.
    "The Alice-in-Wonderland nature of this pronouncement is not lost on me..."

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    Did you make that collage yourself? It's really quite pretty!


    Did you know the Dali llama thinks we ought to try and limit using the words "I, me, and mine".

    Is it safe assuming the good looking mug on the bottom is you? Are you implying you are the fulcrum for yourself?

    Being unfamiliar with Archimedes and the law of the lever, could you elaborate a little further? Or at least point me in the direction of understanding the equations you keep writing.

    Also what is Archimedes place as fulcrum to the Dhali llama and Sai Baba?

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    So you were Jesus?

    Goodness I am sorry for laughing so much at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SOMM
    Is it safe assuming the good looking mug on the bottom is you?
    There is a very beautiful picture of Dedanoe as a toddler. He is sitting on the earth and had his milk bottle pushed to the ground, like he is feeding the earth. I saved it for a long time but lost it. Ded, you ought to post it again.

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    Great photo!
    So if your god, will you forgive me if I say......
    Burn the book of revelations at some point in the future.........................
    .........I'm fighting it. I'd much rather get a job, mature as human being, get a wife, maybe even start a family if I am mature enough.
    The God of Forces wants me to do different and I'm like FUCK YOU DUDE.

    Fucking Aliens. Hopefully the universe will collapse before they are allowed their permanent residence here on earth.

    I knew I'd meet MATH eventually. The man at the top of the stairs! Waiting to drop kick me into nonexistence, hell, or repeating this bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedanoe View Post
    me is not Jesus although "ЗАВЕТОТ НА ЕДЕН ДЕДА СТАР Е НОеВИОТ ЗАВЕТ". me is only the first to unscramble the star of Jesus:

    Jesus is some of our lucky bustards he gets a proper crucifixion on A double cross ONCE and he's done. me never gets that much honor, me gets only crucifixion on a lunatic's asylum bad under heavy neuroleptic sedation (repetitively, perpetually, always) and if me survives that horrific night then me gets to wash the slimy viral floors for a cigarette or two (the moral lesson from both of us is: FOLKS BEING GOOD'S GONNA COST YOU A LOT).
    A.) That seems a lot worse than what Jesus got since your living in it now and Jesus is dead. (I've never seen the entirety of that Mel Gibson movie so I don't know what they did to him).

    B.) What have you done that has you committed other than being guilty of bad grammar, which is an offense I am guilty of as well.

    C.) Do you need a rescue? I'm sick of school and I'm looking for adventure!

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    I think that title is a good philosophy to live by. I think the al Queda quote might be plagarised from somewhere though.

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    Uh... wow... I'm not sure what to say after that! LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by dedanoe View Post
    the women is like planet earth, to put the dick in between her sarcophagi legs is to be jumping alive in the grave, so once that your life is confirmed for given away via the fruitful fertilization you can put your lifeless body in the mouth of earth. all man are stupid and horny about cumming in the vagina but none of them likes to be the next in turn for burial.
    Surely those who want to commit suicide are?

    Actually, surely those who are waiting for a quick death are too ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedanoe View Post
    you can say: I BETTER FUCK THE GRAVITY BITCH OFF INSTEAD THE PUSSY OF MINE; how bloody wrong can American dream be: THEY GO AND MAKE THE SKY HIGH SCORES AND RETURN HOME TO FUCK THE PROM QUEEN. stupid, stupid, stupid... there's nothing rewarding in between the legs of woman.
    Blah, blah, blah. Yawn. It means nothing to anyone but yourself. Therefore, it means nothing to anyone but yourself. Do you get it ? It means nothing to anyone but yourself !

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    OOOOOOOOkkkkkkaaaayyyyyyyyyy.............????????? ?? Anybody have a clue what the hell this guys talking about(dedanoe)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldsoldier View Post
    OOOOOOOOkkkkkkaaaayyyyyyyyyy.............????????? ?? Anybody have a clue what the hell this guys talking about(dedanoe)?
    Yes, Dedanoe does (maybe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedanoe View Post
    the law that conserves the number of lives in this universe says: LIFE IS EDEN (1) so when there are n number of animals in the drum then their individual livelihood is 1/n (A mathematical way of reading it is: ONE COMES TO OVER THEM ALL)
    If there is a law you don't know know it and neither do I. If you did, you wouldn't be posting on an internet messageboard.

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    Ok I've seen plenty from Ded but I gotta say this one takes the cake.
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    I guess this makes me a serial killer. Poor blokes. Poor me too, 5 life sentences!

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    I can't see the rate thread option. Is it just me?

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