I would have a lot of ass to kiss......
Stay the same as I am now.
Tell him off!
Ask him if he know what God spelled backwards is!
Have to hide my porn collection.
See if lightning is cooler then a Siths.
Tell him he has bad breath and offer him a mint.
Have alot of explaining to do.
Debate with him.
Ask him when he had a hair cut and trim last.
i would probably convert dur. with this and probably would need alot of explaining =O.O= ALOT.
I would have a lot of ass to kiss......
The option I'd like wasn't on the poll: Ask Him a lot of questions. I would want to sit down with Him and ask about lots of things.
I highly reccomend you look in my wake and compare it to Jesus and the works of Obama and decide based on facts who you think can lead you into a debt free, sin and tresspass forgiven New World. Obama and I are opposites and he is the man of lawlessness who I am here to crush like an ant under my foot in any court of law on any and all subjects. You should be looking for a genetically superior human being who acts strange and unusually while legally waring his way through the educational, judicial, military and manufacturing systems of the US.
I have been in the who is the best human leader and most capable body of all time (supreme being) contest for 54 years and no one even comes close to being capable of doing what I did many hundreds of times while I demonstrated Gods ways Vs mankinds ways. Their are no better leaders than I according to mountains of documents that recorded my leadership performances in all catagories on a daily basis for decades. I permaqnently resolved every problem that crossed ny path and filled millions of orders on time every day and Obama and the politicians, bankers, stock brokers and sales bums have never permanently resolved even one problem in all of time, they just create more problems.
Assasin, you put too many options on your polls...
And Jake, no one can serve two masters. Which is it, God or Man?
You are not Jesus, I don't care if you hate me, but you should get serious, get your shit together, and prepare for whats coming.
"He who calls on the name of the Lord, shall be saved."
1) id ask jesus if he was a deathknight cross mage class
3/4) i wouldnt tell him off but i would recommend giving our planet better defences so as to next time we dont have to deal with the illuminati, if i was sentenced to god's H-division id say "YOU WHAAAT?" how can u cast one to hell when one is selfless and loves all creatures... except bugs (silly things, they is so small i cant help stepping on them.... aaaaaahhh this is what god must feel bout us )
yea id try to con god in to lettin me get through those gates lololol its worth a try rite
I would be disappointed if there was a god. I am looking forward to shutting down after this life.
I'm a former evangelical, a former missionary, now a stone hard atheist. Ten years after I realized he doesn't exist, I still detest him for being such a mean, miserable SOB. Yes, that's nuts, but I'm working on it. Now, I only despise him when the subject of whether or not there is a god is brought to my attention. I said in the poll that I would tell him off, and according to my former religious beliefs, that would not be a dangerous thing to do. You just accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and all is forgiven. If it turned out that the god I used to believe in does actually exist and there is no longer the forgiveness clause, well, that would be different. I'd fall on my face in the mud and worship the bastard.
Hello Guys....here some good chicken soup for the soul......
In this chaotic world where we are in, crimes and deceptions are
everywhere seen; better be wary and always be keen.
"Questions unanswered, mysteries unfound; if you want to discover,
just try to look around; ´Unfathomable is the measure of universe, so are His thoughts and even His ways. As far as the distance of heavens from earth.´ (Isa. 55:9) - Kuya DSR
Tomorrow is the nearest future. But we don't know what tomorrow may
bring, so we must be prepared, Mankind is the towering masterpiece of God's creation." - Bro EFS
I answered by saying I would not change. I did this because I already believe in God (but not the Biblical God). However, I almost immediately realized the question answers itself. Once something is proven to you, by definition you know it to be true. How then can you deny what you know to be true? I accept everything – without exception – which is proven to me, and so does everyone else. If God somehow proves to the entire world that He exists, then no one would could possibly deny His existence. So here is everyone's honest answer: If you originally believed God was real, regardless of whether you are Christian, Muslim, Jew or otherwise, you would remain the same; however, if you originally denied His existence, you would change your belief (repent). That does not necessarily mean that you will change your behavior in any way, however.
The problem is that some people will not be able to comprehend the tremendous difference between the existence of God and the character of God. If all you knew about God was that He exists, does that prove there is a hell? Hell no! Does it prove the Bible is the word of God? Hell no! Unless God Himself gives specific instructions regarding what He expects from his Human creations, nothing much will change. It is undisputed that Muslims already believe in God and they also believe the Qur'an is the word of God; therefore, proof of God's existence will not change their belief in the Qur'an. Likewise, Christians already believe in God and they also believe the Bible is the word of God; theretofore, proof of God's existence will not change their belief in the Bible. Finally, there are many who already believe in God but deny that any book is the inspired word of God; therefore, proof of God will not change their rejection of all purported Holy Books. All those who originally believed in the existence of God believe will continue to conduct their lives in a way that is consistent with their personal belief, and those who originally disbelieved will be asking themselves: what the fuck do I do now.
But, just in case you're wondering, if en entity appeared to me physically (not just in a dream) and I knew I was not under the influence of illness or any mind altering substance and that entity proved to me He was Jesus the matter is settled. However, even knowing Jesus is real I still would not know anything about Him and certainly would not know what parts of the Bible I should accept. It is a fact that Christians cannot agree among themselves what the Bible says. Some Christians believe that justification is by faith alone and that good works are irrelevant; however, other Christians believe that salvation is through works, and faith without works is dead. Some Christians believe in the doctrine of "once saved always saved" whereby one cannot lose salvation after accepting Christ; however, other Christians believe that those who continue in sin after knowing of Christ are to be treated as an infidel or worse. Some Christians believe in a pre-tribulation rapture and others say the Book of Revelation precludes such an event. Further, some Christians believe that Jesus is merely the Son of God, the Father being greater than the Son; however others believe that He is a co-equal part of a divine Trinity, while still others believe He is God Himself. If Jesus doesn't tell me what I should believe, I suppose I will have to do the best I can on my own, just like everyone else.
I am the man with the plan and the reputation that all of you refer to as Jesus and I have been proving that all my life day after day.
I chose the option, "have a lot of explaining to do". Simply because I own the tee shirt that reads about the same thing. (If there is a God it has a lot of explaining to do)
If you can comprehend a thing called god to your own satisfaction, then you have more aptly proven yourself an atheist, rather than a devotee unto the notion.
The 'still waiting, ....' and 'the earth shall inherit the meek' shirts were popular at one time.
The explaining is in between Ge:3 and Re:20 and it is a debate that is 'in progress'. That doesn't mean the answers aren't there and you have a good chance finding it yourself now that e-bibles are available and yes it does matter which text you use.
Revelation has the most info about the future so it is possible to start there and work your way back through all the prophecies in just the NT.
Personally looking hard hasn't always paid off, lots of time and no results yet some place down the road I stumbled across the answer. There was other things I was finding without intensive searching so sometimes just reading and reading something after finding something else about the event altered the picture slightly, clearer even if it conflicted with the 'popular view'.
It is the fastest way to understand the bible, letting others teach you what the facts are means you may have to backtrack at some time, getting to the summary yourself means you already did all the backtracking you will need to do. (hopefully)
I would remain the same because ive always believed in him..Non believers would have alot of repenting to do. I don't judge anyone that does believe in God, its your choice. I've known Atheist and religious people who shove there personal belief down everyone's throat.
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